scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

zedasaysdudealot:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

PLUTO: ALWAYS A MOTHERFUCKING PLANET.

You’re too good for me.

I like you, but I know we’ll never be together. I mean, your standards seem too high for me and actually getting a chance to be with you would be a miracle. You’re really likable too, and I hate competing with a bunch of other people over someone. It kind of sucks chasing after a person who is obviously way out of your league. I’m sorry if I don’t meet your expectations.

(Source: geleeeezy)